Teacher says you get to watch a movie
Then says it’s in french
I’d like to go back in time and punch whoever came up with the idea for how the French say numbers in the face. I’d also like to hit the person who came up the idea of how to say the time in French as well.
When i find myself in times of trouble
Greece comes on to me
speaking words of wisdom
alcohol is free
(via hellingly)
Dear Sweden,
first the ice hockey and now this
you know what this means
this means war
Love, Finland
(via emmimercury)
| me in 1st grade: | wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear |
| me now: | pass the motherfuckin salt you fuck |